Smile, and the rest will come.

Dear New Friends,

i can’t handle being a stoner. i am too high all the fucking time. i went to class high today. because i woke up high. and i didnt take a shower because i was too high. and i didnt do my work. because i was too high. and you know what i’m gonna do about it??? GET HIGH!!!!!

‎Sorry, I’m watching One Direction, I can’t really be bothered right now

—my roommate (via intheendtheydied)

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both… combined into a unstoppable creature that will devour the planet!